A fitting conversation
Me: Princess, why is your sister screaming?
Princess: I want to hold her hand.
M: Um, I don’t think she wants to hold hands right now.
P: But I want to hold hands!
M: Why don’t you hold Money’s[1] hand?
P: No, Money’s hand is too small.
M: Well then, hold Money’s head.
P: Then Money says, (in perfect Sam Kinison voice) “AAUUGG AUG... YOU’RE CRUSHING MY HEAD!!”
[1] Money is a small stuffed monkey. Princess has adopted a Native American nomenclature for her stuffed animals, drawing inspiration from current fascinations or whatever is directly in her line of sight when a name is bestowed. This naming structure probably deserves a catalog entry of it’s own. My favorite name is the pig, “Give a fork a penny”